Yes, this is in real life people! And way before the “Knocked Up” actor became a household name. Continue reading to see how Megan Fox’s rejection of Seth Rogen went down EEarly this week, the funny man appeared on Jimmy Kimmel’s late night TV show to promote his upcoming movie, “Funny People” (a Judd Apatow movie also starring Adam Sandler) and there, he unabashedly retold his embarrassing incident with Megan Fox that happened two years ago.

Apparently, prior to a show, the hot Transformers actress went to Seth Rogen’s room and asked him to stay with her throughout her interview as she was so nervous, it being her first talk show appearance. Seth then said he took that as his chance to give Megan Fox a kiss on the cheek as usually the male guests give a polite kiss to the female guests when they come out. Unfortunately for the comedian, he was rejected. He shared:

“Often the male guest takes it upon themselves to plant a small kiss, perhaps, on the cheek of the female guest as they walk out. I tried to do it and to my memory, she physically stopped me from doing it and basically rejected me on television.”

LOL! And guess what? This event is made up by men! Are they finally getting tired of Megan Fox? CRAZY! Asylum, a popular men’s website, has announced plans to not cover any news involving the Transformers actress for one day, August 4. In their recent blog entry, the website vowed to post absolutely no news about Megan Fox on the day, and have encouraged other men’s interest websites to follow suit. Here’s what Asylum wrote:

Have you guys heard of this actress, Megan Fox? She’s in the “Transformers” movie and she’s super-hot and — oh, you have heard of her already? Maybe that’s because we, the media, have been covering her every weird thumb, geek-shunning, supposed bisexuality, Star Wars-T-shirt wearing, and sexy photo taken.

But on August 4, that all changes, as Asylum bands together with the other manly sites of the Web in an Internet-wide media ban on all things Megan Fox.

But what is he complaining for?? He got to bed Hollywood’s IT girl! LOL! Josh Brolin, the star of the upcoming movie Jonah Hex said his sex scene with the hot Megan Fox was quite awkard. It’s because Josh, who plays the gun-slinging Jonah Hex, has to wear a prosthetic face. Megan Fox, meanwhile, plays a hot hooker named Leila who falls in love with him. Josh Brolin says, “It was tough to figure out how to kiss with that thing on.” Each morning, he spent three hours every day having his mouth pulled back and stuck with gaffer tape for the prosthetics and a mouthpiece to be fitted. Josh Brolin adds that his love scenes with Megan Fox were even more difficult. He shares, “To be honest, it was uncomfortable; those scenes are uncomfortable. It was especially uncomfortable because I had this thing on my face.” Oh well, we all make sacrifices for the sake of the art we call making movies

In your wildest dreams guys! Hehe! According to reports, Megan Fox turned down an offer to record a sex tape with a fan at Comic Con in San Diego to the fan’s chagrin. But hey, if he didn’t ask, who knows if the sexy actress will say yes? Apparently Megan Fox was just doing her job, appearing during a panel discussion for her new film Jonah Hex, when she was startled by the fan during a question and answer session. The Courier-Mail reported the fan stood up and said:

“My question is for Megan. I have a Sony HVR. It’s not a true HD, but it gives a pretty good image. Anyway, my question is: I just graduated film school and I’m trying to help my career. I was wondering if you’d be interested in some kind of, like, celebrity sex tape?”

O-M-G!! Yes, he asked Megan Fox if they can record a sex tape in public! I thought he would have asked her in private, i.e. while lining up and getting her autograph. Of course the actors in the panel laughed and the crowd had a good time. Megan’s fan, however, was reportedly escorted away by security guards. Poor guy! Can’t blame him for trying though, hehe!

Remember the actress saying working with the Transformers director doesn’t include acting? And Michael Bay replying back that she says immature things? Well, Megan Fox says they’re not having a word war and that’s just how they communicate. Yeah right! LOL! When asked about it at the Comic-Con in San Diego, the sexy actress said the tabloids got it all wrong. Megan Fox said, “That’s just me and Mike. That’s how we talk. I don’t feel like we’re in a war of words at all.” If that’s what you say girl, we believe you!

Megan Fox also said that whatever Michael Bay said about her isn’t far from the truth. She says, “Obviously, what he said is not untrue, about me saying ridiculous things all the time and being 23. That’s all accurate.” The Transformers star added, “Those are all things that he would say to me and has said to me — that’s actually one of the kindest things he’s said about me.” What?? I wonder what other things Michael Bay said to her or about her! o_O

Unlike Diablo Cody, director of her new movie “Jennifer’s Body”, the sexy actress is not a horror fan. Megan Fox says, “I don’t ever, ever watch scary movies. I actually have a very intense fear of the dark … I get really affected by them. I think for me to be able to play something that I would normally be frightened by is really intriguing and interesting … It’s cool to see myself being able to scare people because I’m just a little girl.” Megan Fox adds with a red-lipped smile, “Look at me — I’m so sweet.” Yeah, sweet girls don’t like scary movies at all

Diablo Cody meanwhile shared the process of making “Jennifer’s Body”. She says, “When I first set out to write this, I intended to write something very dark, very brooding — a traditional slasher movie. And then I realized about a third of the way into the process that I was incapable of doing that, because the humour kept seeping in. I have a macabre sense of humour. A lot of the things in the movie that are horrifying are funny to me.” As for Megan Fox, she says:

“What I loved about the movie is it’s so unapologetic and how completely inappropriate it is at all times. It’s fun to get away with saying the s— she says and have people find it charming.”